Corn On The Com

SOMETIMES

Sometimes
when I'm walking
I see someone walking toward me
and they look really tall
but when they pass 
I see they're the same height as me
and I feel good
until I remember
I'm walking to my friend's chillwave show
and I fucking hate chillwave

BILL'S ANSWERING MACHINE

"Hey it's Don's Auto. Your car's ready. All tuned up. We're uh, open 'till four today. Or you can come tomorrow." BEEP

"Bill? It's Margie Cain, from St. Barnabas. And this is just a gentle reminder that Wednesday is your day to bring the snack for Prayers and Praise. I'm sure you already know but I do this for everybody, just in case. They call me a busy bee over at the bead shop. I even heard nosy parker once! Which is funny you know, because the person who said it was talking to someone else, so I guess I really was being a nosy parker! So snacks on Wednesday, that's really it. And Terry has that honey allergy as I'm sure you know. No idea what you plan on bringing but just make sure there's no honey. She gets a rash is all. And I don't mean to downplay it, allergies are allergies, but I'm just saying it's - " BEEEEEEEEEEEEP



IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT





SELF-WORTH EQUATION

Your self-worth =



I'VE NEVER READ BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S

I've never read Breakfast At Tiffany's, and know nothing of the plot. Only reading the first and last lines of the book, here is what I think it's about.



LONELINESS

Loneliness. Lonely. Niss. Lonel. Eniss.



GLENVER

“Well I was in Glilly before Glaustin, and I had a friend, and he died. Super sudden. And I just needed to get out you know. My friend - he died on the subway, while it was headed east, toward the river. So I felt like I had to go west.”